Video: The explosive Jesse Jackson footage Fox doesn’t want you to see
posted at 5:20 pm on July 18, 2008 by Allahpundit
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He’s still taking flack for targeting Barry’s sack, so this theory I’ll float: It’s never smart to talk about the scroat.
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That does sound more like the good Rev-er-und.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on July 18, 2008 at 5:23 PM
Bitter, so bitter
E9RET on July 18, 2008 at 5:24 PM
Is this the emergence of the AllahPoet? More, more!
Hannibal Smith on July 18, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Vas deferens….ROFL.
infidel on July 18, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Darn, video isn’t loading. Damn internet weasels. Maybe O’Reilly and Fox security got to them.
/I like turtles.
wise_man on July 18, 2008 at 5:28 PM
Not really a Conan fan, but that was pretty funny.. Nice afternoon chuckle
deedtrader on July 18, 2008 at 5:29 PM
That is f u n n y !
petefrt on July 18, 2008 at 5:30 PM
There’s a vas deferens between what Jesse says in public and what he says when he thinks it’s private.
Buford Gooch on July 18, 2008 at 5:31 PM
Don’s slit the sack, on Mr. Barack!
exhelodrvr on July 18, 2008 at 5:31 PM
Jesse,
Let me give a tip …
exhelodrvr on July 18, 2008 at 5:32 PM
Twice as zesty…
Lee on July 18, 2008 at 5:33 PM
In November, I hope we win.
But I’m still gonna take Barack’s twins.
From the top down to the bottom up. Jibbity jabbity and rat-a-tat-tat.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on July 18, 2008 at 5:34 PM
Heh, that made my day even more than the fat Ohioans complaining about cutting back on their grocery purchases.
MadisonConservative on July 18, 2008 at 5:36 PM
“I’ll take the sag out of his bag”.
I know I know, I’m an insensitive jerk.
Bishop on July 18, 2008 at 5:39 PM
So, um, anyway, AP, about your day job…
I’d keep it.
Typhoon on July 18, 2008 at 5:41 PM
ROTF!
becki51758 on July 18, 2008 at 5:42 PM
I cannot believe my ears,as Rush would say,
the Reveruuuuuuun Jesseeeee Jacksoooooooooooonaa!
So Jesse wants to put Obama’s b#lls on the wall,
litteraly,oh my!hahahaha.
canopfor on July 18, 2008 at 5:47 PM
Very funny.
Buy Danish on July 18, 2008 at 5:50 PM
LOL Yea that’s cute
ChenZhen on July 18, 2008 at 5:53 PM
Why is Fox News protecting Jesse Jackson? What the…?
sinsing on July 18, 2008 at 5:55 PM
AP a theory floats
It’s never smart to attack scroats
Jessie eyes Barack’s pouch
The latter goes “ouch”
Scrotus talk on TV is taboo
As usual, Jackson ain’t got a clue
Along came a man named Obama
Leaving Jessie without drama
The king of faux accusation
No more can fool a nation
With envy Jessie is left
Of a national stage so bereft
What to do attention to get
When his bank’s declining its net?
A man’s sacred and poweful spot
To cut off he started to plot
Obama an eunuch he planned to make
Once again for his own glory’s sake
He had no clue that he’d be found out
Not a peep we’ve heard him since spout
A faux hero, and a bully at that
In the light he’s nothin’ but wussified chat
Entelechy on July 18, 2008 at 6:00 PM
“Barack is wrong”, I do declare.
But I aint gonna mess with his derrière.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on July 18, 2008 at 6:04 PM
SO wrong.
Funny, though.
Bob's Kid on July 18, 2008 at 6:04 PM
you know I see HotAir.com as more a news site than a gag reel… between the “Onion News Crap” the “Dude” and these “misleading headlines”… I’m not so sure anymore. a little bit of fun is all well and fine.
however… we expect you to break news that no one else will… so when your headline says you have something, I expect to see it when I click. not some BS punch line from late night that I can see on any given night of the week and likely all week…
Kaptain Amerika on July 18, 2008 at 6:06 PM
Admit it everyone, if Jackson was a woman, this would never have been a big deal.
thekingtut on July 18, 2008 at 6:06 PM
I was wondering why AP put up the rhyming lines until I watched the clip.
Very good.
cs89 on July 18, 2008 at 6:06 PM
Oh, AllahP, you had me laughing in my cubicle. That was freakin’ hilarious. Thanks for the Friday laugh, man!!!
I like these headlines myself. There is so much depressing crap out there right now that having a good laugh every once in a while is good for the soul.
mjk on July 18, 2008 at 6:08 PM
After Jesse reaches under Obama’s tunic,
Michelle is gonna be married to a eunuch.
pedestrian on July 18, 2008 at 6:18 PM
AP a theory floats
Entelechy on July 18,2008 at 6:00PM.
Entelechy: Bravo,nicely done. :)
canopfor on July 18, 2008 at 6:33 PM
I don’t get what uplift Jesse thought he would get out of this.
Are these guys just a couple of old buddies taking shots at the newbie? What does the listener (forgot his name) care about what Jesse thinks he can do?
Or is Jesse just running off to show off…something….?
Harry Schell on July 18, 2008 at 6:46 PM
Jealous race monger is, as Jealous race monger…does?
Speakup on July 18, 2008 at 6:52 PM
He danced a jig, on Barry’s fig.
Jaibones on July 18, 2008 at 6:57 PM
OK, if we can get past the giggling like brain-dead third-graders over a genitalia reference….
Does anybody know what Jackson was TALKING ABOUT? “Obama’s talking down to black people with his faith based…” What does that refer to?
logis on July 18, 2008 at 6:57 PM
If he get too boisterous, I’ll cut off his jungle oystas.
marklmail on July 18, 2008 at 7:25 PM
There’s no “a” in “scrot”!
mikeyboss on July 18, 2008 at 7:28 PM
a true poet,
don’t you know it.
while discussing mutilation,
there can be no differentiation
between lunacy and hate,
this brotha, methinks can’t wait,
to do the deed that galls,
that is, to cut off a brotha’s balls.
Thank you. Goodnight!
madmonkphotog on July 18, 2008 at 7:42 PM
You rock.
James OK on July 18, 2008 at 7:51 PM
Evidently you intellectuals must get the satire that us dummies missed I, and John McCain find that highly insulting and remanissant of a certain New York magazine cover.
Whhaaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaaa
Wonder what Jessy the nut cutter has on tough guy Orielly maybe Big Bad Bills afraid of Jessies tools?
dhunter on July 18, 2008 at 8:18 PM
FOX News won’t play the audio and video??
They had NO problem airing this guy’s racist comments.
MrC_5150 on July 18, 2008 at 9:29 PM
So, if Obama gets elected, will Jesse have to stop bitching about how tough he has it because he’s black (if you don’t count him sending his kids to fancy schools like St Albans with the rich white boys), and get a real job? Would it be worth voting for Obama just to shut this guy up?
Hey, I’m just sayin’…
manwithblackhat on July 18, 2008 at 10:01 PM
It leads off with a late night comedian announcer: what exactly were you expecting?
ss396 on July 18, 2008 at 10:16 PM
You had too long of a vacation Allah!
wepeople on July 18, 2008 at 11:08 PM
Ha! That was funny!
I missed Special Report on Fox today. I wonder if Brit or Brett had this video on at the end? Well, maybe I don’t really wonder if they did, but this was great!
TeeDee on July 18, 2008 at 11:52 PM
More Jesse Jackson audio on Conan
The limerick is so worth it.
clghitis on July 19, 2008 at 12:46 AM
You can’t castrate
What Michelle already ate.
Kralizec on July 19, 2008 at 2:25 AM
They’ll be hard to excise
Due to small size.
Kralizec on July 19, 2008 at 2:27 AM
Good times.
hillbillyjim on July 19, 2008 at 4:33 AM
“taint”
LOL
Black Adam on July 19, 2008 at 7:54 AM
If my morals don’t fit,
I must do the snip.
Valiant on July 19, 2008 at 9:48 PM